Fuck, this guy again

Fuck, this guy again


“Here we fucking go again,” the world has sighed, pursuit the utterance that a babbling, self-obsessed, orange-faced, neo-Nazi arseclown will be running for President again.

“Just when we’d managed to get the image of that whiny little tax-avoiding fuckface out of our minds, here is then to tell us that he’s running for the Presidency, which equal to him, he never lost in the first place,” a spokesperson for the world said today.

“As if we don’t have unbearable to deal with right now.

“Yet here he is again, the knobend who veiled his wife in a small grave on his golf undertow in order to get a tax concession, telling us that he’s going to make American unconfined again, again.

“It’s only a matter of time surpassing he starts quoting ratings data from The Apprentice.

“Or sooking well-nigh how the midpoint people are teasing him again.

“Massive fucking baby. This is a guy who is so bad at losing that he tried to overthrow an unshortened democracy to try and save face.

“Seriously, fuck this guy. The guy who’s filed for bankruptcy six times, lecturing us on economics. The guy who suggested drinking bleach to cure a virus, and boasted that he was worldly-wise to memorise – in order – the words ‘person’, ‘woman’, ‘man’ and ‘camera’, putting himself forward to run the world’s most powerful nation. Fuck that.

“Only good thing to squint forward to? The concession speech at Four Seasons Total Landscaping in 2024”

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